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Epilogue: The Legend of the Slutty Black Cat - Death drives a white Honda Civic
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Epilogue: The Legend of the Slutty Black Cat
...No witnesses have been able to produce definite evidence proving the existence of the Slutty Black Cat, save for the oddly-shaped condom found in the alley on that fateful Halloween, so many years ago. Since that night, reports of Slutty Black Cat [or "SBC," as the locals affectionately call it] sightings have been few, with accounts of its slutty-ness varying wildly in both degree and credibility. Still, to this day, many of America's young females take to Halloween parties, dressed as their interpretation of what this legendarily promiscuous feline could look like. And while no one knows for sure when, or even if, the Slutty Black Cat will return, a new American Halloween folktale lives on in costumes across America.

NEXT, on Discovery Channel's Halloween: Unmasked... there once was a concept SO offensive, that no one was able to fashion it into a Halloween costume. OR WAS THERE?
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From: tinagravelson Date: November 4th, 2005 09:03 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh, gawd!
darksylvia From: darksylvia Date: November 4th, 2005 09:08 pm (UTC) (Link)
OMG, I SAW IT! IT WAS OUTSIDE MY WINDOW GETTING IT ON WITH THE NEIGHBOR CAT WHO HAS A BELL AROUND HIS NECK!

Also, girls who dress as SBC annoy me for their utter lack of invention. I mean, slutty? Fine. But bunnies and cats are out. Pick something else. Be a slutty alligator, I dare ya.

*stays tunned*
zakarntson From: zakarntson Date: November 4th, 2005 09:18 pm (UTC) (Link)
I second the movement for untested slutty variants. My dares: Naked Mole Rat, Pinktoe Tarantula or Sea Slug.
darksylvia From: darksylvia Date: November 4th, 2005 09:23 pm (UTC) (Link)
Wow, someone should definitely be a Sea Slug. I'll bet they'd win all kinds of costume awards, even if they did slime everybody worse than Nickelodeon ever did.
brandawg From: brandawg Date: November 5th, 2005 12:10 am (UTC) (Link)
What? She's not slutty enough for you? Peter Parker is a married man, after all!
keepthepenny From: keepthepenny Date: November 5th, 2005 02:08 am (UTC) (Link)
hi-fuckin-larious.
elizabethxiii From: elizabethxiii Date: November 5th, 2005 08:40 pm (UTC) (Link)

oh shit...

i hope to god MY cat isn't the slutty black cat! she's black. she's a cat. she likes to run around with gangs outside. she's a gangsta cat.

shit, i knew we'd done something wrong...but THIS? i never thought it'd come to this.

luke is going to be so ashamed!!!! *gasp*
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