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From: (Anonymous) Date: June 5th, 2008 06:43 am (UTC) (Link)
Holy shit, Mark. This is fucking hysterical! I don't think I've read such a riveting review of mass-produced, grab-n-go, tide-you-over-till-you-can-get-another-piece-of-shit-no-good-meal-replacing "food bar."
You are a genius! By the way, I crapped in your lawn the other day. I don't know if you even have a lawn, but I found one, thought of you, and totally shat on it. Okay, maybe I didn't. Maybe I just ate an Apple Crisp granola bar and hallucinated!
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